kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowed and then locked with mine”

(via africanson-blog)

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9 years ago

jellys:

people that point out acne:

1. pack ur bags
2. buy a plane ticket
3. go to hell

(via preachier)

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9 years ago

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

(via encourage)

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9 years ago

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

(via virguin)

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9 years ago

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

(via greetings-deactivated2015-01-23)

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9 years ago

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via teenscoolest)

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